worthless-buddhahead:

Harry Potter drinking game: chug the whole bottle when dobby dies because when dobby dies you die too

(via pumpkinspicepri)

apricockjam:

I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

(via crystallized-teardrops)

shwnsebstien:

Realest thing Ive ever saw.
shwnsebstien:

Realest thing Ive ever saw.

shwnsebstien:

Realest thing Ive ever saw.

(via jayceelin)

seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING
seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING
seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

(via maryadriannee)

dissipvte:

qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

Hahhahaahahaha me rn
dissipvte:

qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

Hahhahaahahaha me rn

dissipvte:

qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

Hahhahaahahaha me rn

(via chloba)

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

(via crystallized-teardrops)

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

kristyjacobo:

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.
im-not-a-climbing-frame:

kristyjacobo:

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

kristyjacobo:

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

(via thisboythatgirl)

dazily:

I went to this book store and their books were wrapped up in paper with small descriptions so no one would “judge a book by its cover”

(via dodobirdxp)

mylifeasafeminista:

daily reminder that it is okay to put yourself first

(via dodobirdxp)

morgsnier:

still laughing my ass off morgsnier:

still laughing my ass off morgsnier:

still laughing my ass off morgsnier:

still laughing my ass off morgsnier:

still laughing my ass off

colorado-wannabe:

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

(via dodobirdxp)

caseyanthonyofficial:

Lets stop pretending that pants are even necessary its time we progress as a society

(via fricklefrackleaccordionstyle)